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Friday, April 22, 2011
Friday, April 1, 2011
Salam Wahai Sang Pencari
Tercengang-cengang
Terkial-kial
Menoleh kesana kemari
Seolah-olah ada sesuatu yang hilang
Lalu aku mengahmpiri mu dan bertanya
'Apakah yang hilang wahai saudaraku?'
Engkau tidak memperdulikan aku
'Tuan mencari arahkah?' tanyaku
Engkau masih lagi tidak memperdulikan aku
Ketika aku bergerak menjauh, engkau menyapa ku
'Aku tidak kehilangan apa-apa kerana aku tidak memiliki apa-apa'
'Aku bukan mecari arah kerana kemana pun ku toleh itu adalah arahku'
katanya tersengih-sengih...
'Mampukah orang yang tiada arah memberi arah?' tanyanya
Aku terkedu diperhentian itu...
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Hilarious School Exam Answer!
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in England.
These are genuine answers from 16 year olds, not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year olds.
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs
Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal
cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium
Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.
Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
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# When you breath, you inspire. When you don’t breath, you expire.
# The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
For head colds, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into your throat.
The moon is a planet just like Earth, only deader.
Artificial insemination is what the farmer does to the cow instead of the bull.
Dew is formed on leaves when sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
Equator: A managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.
To remove dust from your eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
Momentum. What you give a person when they are going away.
Nitrogen is not found in Ireland, because it is not found in a free state.
Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat.
H20 is hot water. CO2 is cold water.
Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
Respiration is composed of inspiration and then expectoration.
For a nosebleed: Put the nose lower than the body until the heart stops.
To prevent contraception use a condominium.
Blood flows down one leg and u
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Catatan Kehidupan
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Bila hidup dihantui hantu - Hantu Kak Limah Balik Kampung
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Penipu Kompulsif...
- Attention Seekers: There are certain people who need to be the center of attraction where ever they go. In order to maintain their high popularity rate, they begin to build up attention seeking white lies. These lies soon become a part of their personalities and they never find it necessary to shrug off the harmless lies.
- Create Stories: Creating stories of valor and great deeds about oneself all the time, is a compulsive liar symptom. They make up such great stories about themselves, that they loose their charm once the cat is out of the bag. For example, someone claims to have fought a bloody fight with a goon at the local bar, when actually he is known to get scared or has even fainted at the sight of blood.
- Covering Up: When a compulsive liar gets caught in his lies, he will cook up another story of how he is falsely accused or will deny it totally with another story to back up his claim of innocence.
- Same Story, Different Characters: Plagiarism becomes another part of obsessive compulsive liar symptoms. One may not realize mentioning the same lie to the same person, more than once. Each time he says the same lie, the basic concept remains the same, only the characters, place, date of occurrence, etc. may change.
- Poor Self Esteem: The hallmark of compulsive liar disorder symptom is low self esteem. An inferiority complex forces the person to make up stories, that makes him/her feel worthy and appreciated.
- Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD): This is mostly apparent in compulsive lying disorder in children. Even adults suffering from ADHD with impulsive behavior, exhibit compulsive lying symptoms.
- Bipolar Disorder: People suffering from a bipolar disorder are always suffering from mood swings, that range from depression to a manic behavior. During this period, their impulsive behavior is switched on, that forces them to lie through their nose.
- Other Addictions: Drug addicts, alcoholics, gamblers, etc. who are into similar activities that causes them to fall into trouble more than often, may exhibit compulsive liar disorder. They may keep lying to help themselves out of sticky situations, get out of financial mess, hide the truth about themselves, from their family and friends.
- Reality Denial: People who are unable to face the truth or unable to admit truth are true compulsive liars. They may turn on a elaborate emotional display that takes the attention away from their lies. Know more on signs of compulsive lying. (Klik sini)
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Kos sara hidup bakal MELETOP!
Friday, February 18, 2011
Perniagaan sebagai satu Jihad
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Naluri Survival Manusia
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Friday, May 14, 2010
Video UFO yang menarik
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Minda yang menukar orang biasa kepada jutawan...
Monday, May 3, 2010
45 Lesson of Life..
Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland, Ohio .
"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more:
1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for retirement starting with your first pay check.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.
16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'
27. Always choose life.
28. Forgive everyone everything.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.
35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.
37. Your children get only one childhood.
38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
42. The best is yet to come.
43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
44. Yield.
45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Sayang anak tangan-tangan kan...
Monday, April 19, 2010
Fakta-fakta kecil Tubuh Badan Kita
Medical term for belly button is umbilicus.
Those who smoke a pack of cigarettes a day drink half a cup of tar a year.
Humans are the only animals capable of drawing a straight line.
On average, an individual grows over 450 miles of hair in a lifetime.
When a person smiles, 17 muscles are engaged.
Human DNA contains 80,000 genes.
Men shorter than 4.2 feet and women shorter than 3.9 feet are considered dwarfs.
White blood cells live in the human body for 2 to 4 days, while red blood cells live up to 3 to 4 months.
Every human bends her finger 25 million times in a lifetime.
Human heart is equal in size to a human fist. Average weight of an adult’s heart is approximately 0.5lbs.
Human body contains four minerals: apatite, aragonite, calcite, and christobalite.
Human brain generates more electric impulses in a day than all telephones of the world combined.
The loss of vision caused by exposure to bright light is called snow blindness.
Total weight of bacteria living in the human body is 4.4lbs.
Human brain produces 100,000 chemical reactions per second.
Babies are born without kneecaps, which form only at the age of 2 to 6.
The area of human lungs’ surface is equal to that of a tennis court.
At birth, a baby’s brain contains 14 billion cells, and this number does not increase till death. On the contrary, after the age of 25 it decreases by 100,000 cells per day. Reading a page of text in a minute kills approximately 70 cells. After the age of 40, the brain degradation is accelerated, and after 50, neurons shrink and brain volume reduces.
The human small intestines are 8.5 feet long during life. After death, when the muscles of the bowel walls relax, it may reach over 19 feet.
An average human has approximately 2 million of perspiratory glands. An average adult person loses 540 calories with a liter of sweat. Men perspire 40% more than women.
The right lung holds more air than the left one.
An adult person makes approximately 23,000 breaths a day.
In a lifetime, the female body produces 7 million egg cells.
The human eye is capable of differentiating 10,000,000 hues.
There are approximately 40,000 bacteria in the human mouth.
It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
The human spine contains 33 to 34 spinal bones.
Women blink twice as often as men.
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Pesan Buat Anak ku...
Ada ketika
Kehidupan menjadi beban yang panjang
Kita menjadi letih dan lelah
Goyah Iman dan keyakinan
Resah melayan kerenah duniawi
Dan kita ingin saja lari kalau boleh
Lalu kita melihat dunia dengan wasangka
Anak-anak ku
Ayah merentas belantara kehidupan
Membina denai agar jalan mu lebih mudah dan tidak berliku
Semuga kau peroleh kehidupan yang mudah
Lagi dipermudahkan
Sebagai manusia
Ayah tidak pasti
Apa sudahnya hasil usaha ini
Hanya Dia yang Esa Maha Penentu
Ikhtiar manusia hanyalah sekadar ikhtiar
Sedetik dalam kehidupan mu nanti
Kau akan mengejar kehidupan duniawi
Tika ayah tidak lagi dapat membantu
Ketika ayah menamatkan perjalanan hidup ini
Menghadap yang maha esa untuk bertanggungjawab
Diatas kehidupan sendiri
Kau harus cukup kuat, pintar dan tabah
Kehidupan yang mencengkam bisa sahaja
Meroboh tembok iman yang rapuh
Saat itu penghubung kita
Hanyalah kenangan dan doa
Serta pesan-pesan kita sesama insan
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Berjalan mencari 'pintu ' di bumi Tuhan
Terjemahan : " Dialah Allah yang menjadikan bumi itu mudah bagi kamu, maka berjalanlah disegala penjurunya dan makanlah sebahagian dari rezekinya. Dan hanya kepadanya jua kamu kembali setelah dibangkitkan.